So I went to another doctor today to see what could be done. The cyst itself has to be removed at one point, but that will need a few days after to heal. Unfortunately, I don't have that sort of time now, so I scheduled that for winter break. In the meantime, I got it drained, which along with antibiotics should have it feeling normal in a few days. It could come back before winter break, which means I'll have to get it drained again. All in all, the ass should be back to normal in a few days, and I should be back by Saturday or Sunday.

Todd "if i call you a pain in the ass i'm talking from experience" Defilippi  ¶ 9:27 PM

  Heyoo,

Several little things:

1) Domront, I've got a few sweet pictures from earlier rush activities and pledge-type things, so leave room for a few extra. It'll be easier to send them to you from Cornell in a couple days.
2) I don't think I'm alone when I say that the cyst of our illustrious vice president is no ordinary ass cyst, but a VICE PRESIDENTIAL ASS CYST. At the very least, it should be framed and hung. At best, it should be allowed to run exec meetings.
3) Any info about this boarder? And does Danny's change in living alter the whole situation?

Das it. See you all on Friday. First order of business: whacking it on the Shamrock.

Moo,
Jizzle.
(Hmm...that doesn't work too well.)
  ¶ 9:25 PM

  Perhaps God has forsaken you, Todd. The cream and the donut can only do
so much, you know. May your asshole be blest with the serenity of a
quiet breeze, lest your asshole open into a torrential flood of blood
and pus. Mmmm, pus.

That's right, I said it! Muhahahaha.

On a related note, who's up for Phil casserole?


-The Boeuf  ¶ 9:25 PM

  Everyone, brothers, friends, compadres...

It has been 2 hours since a few of us have been informed of a very vital
piece of information and I am shocked that no one has taken the
opportunity to pop (heh) the news.

As Todd is my little bro I feel it is my privlidge, no, rather sacred
duty to let you know, that Todd, our GREAT Vice President, has a cyst on
his ass!

Now, while it may be a laughing matter, let us all hope that the surgery
to remove it is fully successful leaving Todd's ass as beautiful as it
always was.

All Hail Vice President TODD!

Kevin  ¶ 9:25 PM

  Welcome to Todd's Cycstic Ass blog. This site is about the cyst on Todd's Ass.  ¶ 9:23 PM